Pride in my Bitchiness
Jan. 22nd, 2009 08:03 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
One of my coworkers and I rag on each other all the time. ALL the time. The fake insults are fast and furious. But this morning I held my tongue because I wasn't actually part of the conversation, and there were other non-in-group people around. But, it was SUCH a good put down that I will share it with you.
Coworker1 to Coworker2: See, you gotta treat people with respect. Don't you want people to respect you?
Coworker3 (guy I pick on): Respect is overrated!
Me: You only say that because you've never had it.
BAM!
It would have been great. And I would have loved to hear what say in return.
Coworker1 to Coworker2: See, you gotta treat people with respect. Don't you want people to respect you?
Coworker3 (guy I pick on): Respect is overrated!
Me: You only say that because you've never had it.
BAM!
It would have been great. And I would have loved to hear what say in return.