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Writer's Block: Left Behind
Jan. 31st, 2009 04:00 pm[Error: unknown template qotd]
(saw this on Ysabet's page and had to join in)
If money were no object, I want my body cremated and the ashes turned into a diamond.
Then I want them to take that diamond, and have it put in a tiara. A really, truly tacky tiara. Pink sapphires, rhinestones, LEDs, WHATEVER. And then I want my will to stipulate that whoever-it-is-who-gets-my-fortune (this is a fantasy remember) will ONLY get my fortune if they display said tiara prominently on a mantlepiece.
That's what I want.
Oh, and a tombstone that says something like, 'Saved Peoria from Ninja Pirates'
You know, something Classy.
(saw this on Ysabet's page and had to join in)
If money were no object, I want my body cremated and the ashes turned into a diamond.
Then I want them to take that diamond, and have it put in a tiara. A really, truly tacky tiara. Pink sapphires, rhinestones, LEDs, WHATEVER. And then I want my will to stipulate that whoever-it-is-who-gets-my-fortune (this is a fantasy remember) will ONLY get my fortune if they display said tiara prominently on a mantlepiece.
That's what I want.
Oh, and a tombstone that says something like, 'Saved Peoria from Ninja Pirates'
You know, something Classy.
