Writer's Block: Left Behind

[kaitou]

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(saw this on Ysabet's page and had to join in)

If money were no object, I want my body cremated and the ashes turned into a diamond.

Then I want them to take that diamond, and have it put in a tiara. A really, truly tacky tiara. Pink sapphires, rhinestones, LEDs, WHATEVER. And then I want my will to stipulate that whoever-it-is-who-gets-my-fortune (this is a fantasy remember) will ONLY get my fortune if they display said tiara prominently on a mantlepiece.

That's what I want.

Oh, and a tombstone that says something like, 'Saved Peoria from Ninja Pirates'

You know, something Classy.

Comments

[heathen-wolf.livejournal.com]

You could make it your will that your heir have to wear the tiara.

[kaitou1412.livejournal.com]

Oh yes, I forgot that bit. Wearing the tiara is mandatory on my birthday and deathday.

[meretia]

That's what I was about to say. She's letting them off too easy.