Pride in my Bitchiness

[kaitou]

One of my coworkers and I rag on each other all the time. ALL the time. The fake insults are fast and furious. But this morning I held my tongue because I wasn't actually part of the conversation, and there were other non-in-group people around. But, it was SUCH a good put down that I will share it with you.

Coworker1 to Coworker2: See, you gotta treat people with respect. Don't you want people to respect you?
Coworker3 (guy I pick on): Respect is overrated!
Me: You only say that because you've never had it.

BAM!

It would have been great. And I would have loved to hear what say in return.

Comments

[flidgetjerome.livejournal.com]

Second best thing! Put it in a story.

I recommend Milk.

[kaitou1412.livejournal.com]

I can imagine that as an exchange between Simon and Dahila.

[twigcollins.livejournal.com]

BURN! <3

[kaitou1412.livejournal.com]

Whenever I post something about how clever I think I am, I always feel like Arthur the Duck. I may need an Arthur icon...seven layers of awesome.