Bandwagon

[kaitou]

Ok, I know not many people read this LJ (and I don't blame you as it's fairly new and I dont' post much anyway) but I want to jump on the bandwagon and take requests too! It looks like fun. So name a pairing or series and I will try and write a short 100-500 word scribble for you. Pretty please?

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[(Anonymous)]

*grovels* I know this sounds pretty unoriginal but could you write another Hakuba/Kaitou? Or anything from the MK/DC universe?

*places offerings of flowers and candy at your feet and bounces off*

Caught in the Act.

[kaitou1412.livejournal.com]

This IS Hakuba/Kaito, it's just that Hakuba doesn't happen to be IN it. Don't worry, there will be more. You guys are just all after the 'hot hot sticky sticky' anyways aren't you? ^_-

****

Kaito was good and caught. There was no getting out of this one.

Inspector Nakamori glowered. Kaito quaked. “And what the HELL do you have there?” Nakamori nodded at the target of tonight’s mission tight in his hand and folded his arms, waiting for an explanation.

Kaito quickly hid it behind his back. “Nothing?” While Nakamori had never been what one would call a ‘father’ figure for him. He had kept an eye out for him while he grew up and provided manly advice from time to time. And…this wasn’t something he’d been prepared to tell this good Inspector about just yet.

Nakamori was now a towering inferno of rage, his teeth sharp, his veins throbbing. He seemed to grow 10 feet taller as he roared, “KUROBA KAITO, I SAW YOU BUY THOSE CONDOMS!! YOU WERE ONLY TWO PEOPLE AHEAD OF ME IN THE DRUG STORE!!!”

“I swear to god this has nothing to do with Aoko!”

“It doesn’t?” The Inspector was clearly not buying this story. And everyone knew that Nakamori had two obsessions. Catching the Kaitou Kid…and protecting his Little Girl.

Kaito waved his hands in denial. “No!” Then he was embarrassed. “You see, there’s this guy…” He shrugged and tried not to blush.

Nakamori raised an eyebrow. “A guy?”

“Yuh-huh.”

“So you’re…”

“Yuh-huh.”

“I see.” He stroked his moustache, thoughtful. “Does Aoko know?”

“She practically threw us together.”

Nakamori was silent for a moment, processing this information. Then he slapped Kaito hard on the back. “Well then, carry on.”

Re: Caught in the Act.

[ickaimp.livejournal.com]

*squeaks, then falls over and howls with laughter*

Oh, my... *sninkers* At least it wasn't his mother.
Wonder what Hakuba's reaction would be if he found out... Some phantom thief, ne? *cackles*

((GLOMPS!)) You're terrible! Love it! Whoooooooooooo!!!

-ICKA!

Re: Caught in the Act.

[(Anonymous)]

*cackle* I love you <3

Re: Caught in the Act.

[ysabet.livejournal.com]

Heh heh heh..... you know the funniest thing about this one? KK's now been moved into Nakamori's mental "NOT-A-THREAT-OF-ANY-KIND" file.....

Re: Caught in the Act.

[tinitinytina.livejournal.com]

*falls over laughing*

Absolutely brilliant!

So...was it for Aoko? I can just see him lying to Nakamori about it...

*cracks up*

Question is, why did I automatically assumed it WAS condoms the minute I read "stash behind back" and "not going to tell"

Re: Caught in the Act.

[arabesque]

:laughing so hard she's gonna puke. Or something besides falling off her seat, since she's done that already: I love this little snippet! ^_^ Gotta love Hakuba/Kaito (or just Kaito, or Hakuba ^^;), and Nakamori's just too funny. ^_^ :worships: