Fun with e-mail

[kaitou]

QC makes you stupid, I've decided.  The customers are idiots, the suppliers are idiots.  We are idiots.  And I have proof.

The following is an actual transcript of my e-mail.  Names have been changed to protect the stupid. 
To: Scott
From:  Ann
Re: PPAP Submission

Scott,
The PPAP for the ECI change parts just went out yesterday and should get to you soon.
Ann
His reply...
To: Ann
From: Scott
Re:  PPAP Submission

Just let me know when you send it.
I really just can't wrap my brain around the stupidity.  I mean, Wow.  Just.....WOW.

I have another round of e-mails.  This time it's the titles that are awesome...I may have to send them to Spamusement.

From:  Martin Snow
Re: You are the man-friend.    (O-kaaaaay)

From:  Elvis Richardson
Victorious in a court battle is just the beginning.  (Because next comes the appeal?)

From:  Demetrius Winzelberg
mamma breastwork immediate    (not touching this one)

From:  Queen Hendrix
Fw:  You have your watch on standby.  (We have our cat.  I mean, we have your cat, not our cat.)

From:  Gerda Grimm
Make a good income as a Judicial Judgement Professional   (I have a sinking feeling they mean the big bald guy from Night Court)