I'm going to write a book of Writing Exercises based on Spam

[kaitou]

One thing I love about spam, (besides the wonderful names that is.....Today's special is Willaim Winters, which I love for it's subtlety) is that half of the business proposal-y ones start out "Good day to you" which always makes me picture a very drunk man in a tux yelling, "And a good day to YOU, sir!"

I also love the chunks of random words you find buried in e-mail too. My latest one like that includes the words algonquin, bourgeoisie, cocksure, ow, thimble and astrophysicist among about a hundred others. It would make another good fiction meme....to have to take so many of the words and work them into a story somehow.