A vicar with magical healing powers? Let's see here.
Bedridden and near death, the heroine sends the hero to see the vicar, to plead with him to apply some of his sweet healing magic. The vicar, having expected the call, has already prepared a kit of pastries and looseleaf Earl Grey. He tells the hero that he will need to assist with the healing procedure as he himself must remain mute. However, he does provide the Hero with the incantation ahead of time.
They get back to the heroine's house, and the vicar makes two place settings, using a bone chine teaset. Then, he looks to the hero, who looks deep into the eyes of the Heroine, knowing full well what it could mean if he doesn't carry out his part of the bargain. Steeling himself, he issues the incantation:
"YOU MUST HAVE TEA AND CAKE WITH THE VICAR OR YOU DIE!"
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Date: 2011-07-22 11:16 pm (UTC)Bedridden and near death, the heroine sends the hero to see the vicar, to plead with him to apply some of his sweet healing magic. The vicar, having expected the call, has already prepared a kit of pastries and looseleaf Earl Grey. He tells the hero that he will need to assist with the healing procedure as he himself must remain mute. However, he does provide the Hero with the incantation ahead of time.
They get back to the heroine's house, and the vicar makes two place settings, using a bone chine teaset.
Then, he looks to the hero, who looks deep into the eyes of the Heroine, knowing full well what it could mean if he doesn't carry out his part of the bargain. Steeling himself, he issues the incantation:
"YOU MUST HAVE TEA AND CAKE WITH THE VICAR OR YOU DIE!"