Titles are overrated

One of the things I hate about daylight savings is that it's always juuuuust at the point where dawn is starting to break as I come to work, and then suddenly I'm plunged back into darkness. But the days really are getting longer, and the sky is a beautiful navy color as I drive to work now instead of pitch black.

Every Wednesday there's a sorting company that brings my department donuts. This morning I went to go find my favorite Boston Cream one and found that the box was empty! And so was the other one! Mean April Fools Joke sorting co! Mean! (the real donuts were in another room) But what was really hilarious was once the QC Manager found out about it...

MGR: Hey A, did you get a donut?
A: Nope.
MGR: You better get one before they're all gone.
A: Don't want one.
MGR: C'mon A, don't you want a donut?
A: I seriously don't want a donut.

April Fools Joke...fail.