Oh come on now.

[kaitou]

Dear Amazon.com Customer,

As someone who has shown an interest in holiday dinnerware, you might like to know about the following offer:

Amazon, I would like to know WHEN ON EARTH I was ever interested in holiday dinnerware.

I mean really!

Comments

[m-steelgrave.livejournal.com]

My grandparents bought a setting for twelve of some pretty nasty Christmas dishes...and then gave a set of twelve to my parents. My mom has always hated them and is trying to pawn them off on me, and Grandma doesn't entertain anymore and is trying to giver her set to me, as well.

Bottom line is, as someone who has shown an interest in holiday dinnerware, would you be interested in a setting for 24 of the tackiest Christmas dishes ever? ^_^

[kaitou1412.livejournal.com]

I demand pictures before I can make such a decision.

You should accept them both, and make destroying them into a piece of Youtube Performance Art. Beowulf and the War on Christmas.