More Sick Whininess -whiney-ness? Whinging?

[kaitou]

You know, I managed two years teaching elementary school with only one box of nyquil and dayquil tablets apiece. And little kids will get you sick. But no, just since the beginning of 2006 I've used up a bottle of nyquil, a box of nyquil tablets, and half a box of sudafed. AND I've already used up half of my sick days for the year. The next person to come to work and gets me sick, DIES!!!! I will change them into a flea, a harmless little flea. And I'll put that flea in a box and mail it to myself. And when it arrives on my doorstep, I'll SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!!! Or I'll just poison them and save on postage.

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[exgentlemen.livejournal.com]

Save on the postage. Turning someone into a flea plays havoc with their mind, but could only be temporary. Poison while not necessarily clean or quick, is much more efficient at actually removing the annoyance permanently.