I'm lovin' it

At the Drivethru:

Me: I'd like a fish sandwich and an apple pie please.
Kid: Would you like to make that two apple pies for a dollar?
Me: No, just one.
Kid: One's 89 cents. Just 11 cents more will get you two.
Me: Well, there's only one of me.
Kid: ....well you could still EAT two.
Me: XD I don't need the extra calories.
Kid: Do you have a dog?

Man, Persistent Clerk Kid is PERSISTENT.