Technicolor Engrish

Actual English found on my students's T-shirts. You can't make this up.

1. (front)
X-Tribe
Hermetic Wear
Discretion is the better part of valor

(back)
Endless Denim Styling Trend

2. (front)
Our Irish is Up
Our Prices are Down

(back)
Full of Dreams
Full of Hope


3. Color is the facter
CANDY GIRL
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