Second thoughts

[kaitou]

You know all those things I said in my last post? Well, not all those things. More like the joke I cracked. I'd like to take this opportunity to apologize to God. He must be upset, since I just got my first ever door-to-door preacher man. Two brochures. That was really really fast.

How much do you think a Japanese copy of The Watchtower would go for on e-bay?

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Just kidding, Lord, just kidding.