Confidence Cow

[kaitou]

Ann: oh, that reminds me
I have a new Stewartism
which is almost as good as Llama Head

twig: ooh?

Ann: Confidence Cow.
Stewart is my redneck coworker. Confidence Cow should always be shouted in that 'Dun dun da DUN!' fanfare sort of way

twig: LOL WHUT
post this
so I can link to your post

Ann: XD

twig: LOL
holy shit I want one
so many uses

Ann: he wants to buy one and stick it in a lake
'to make the ducks think it's real'
"Made of rugged, lightweight corrugated polyethylene with a photo image of a real black angus cow."

twig: .....

Ann: .......vs a FAKE black angus cow
good to know it's modled after a real cow

twig: it's modeled after a picture
of a confidence cow
META

Ann: who knew that angus cows had no legs?
maybe this is why they're confident, but not lucky
if they had feet they'd be 'Lucky Cow'

twig: X D
X D
POST.
THIS.


......And so I did.

Comments

[mewsrissicat.livejournal.com]

Oh my god... they've invented the "cow-slug"!

*Makes hurping sound.*

[kaitou1412.livejournal.com]

XD
I love that there are actual testimonials.

[blackcatgirl.blogspot.com (from livejournal.com)]

i am rolling!!

[kaitou1412.livejournal.com]

Rolling Rolling Rolling...Keep them Cattle Rollin' RAWHIIIIIDE

[velithya]

o-oh my god

[kaitou1412.livejournal.com]

XD

[whimsical-cow.livejournal.com]

Oh that needs to be in my yard at all times. I can decorate it accordingly for each holidy.

[kaitou1412.livejournal.com]

Oh wow, that would be AWESOME. A Confidence Cow for all occasions