I wrote a little while ago about the weird rubber stamps I had. I was hoping someone would be able to tell me who these two movers and shakers could be. If you can tell me your fantastic prize is....uh....a card using them.
2)the stamp on the right is lord crumpledong of umeryes. he once ate a tomato the size of your fist without salt, and is renowned for his skill with the oboe on alternate thursdays. the stamp on the left is lady entwhistle, who is dismayed by your lack of prowess at arranging matches. you don't want to know what lives in her hat.
I disagree! the man is quite obviously Lord Pompfugger of Derbydink, owing to a small identifying dimple on his left testicle that he earned bravely in the Sodomitic Wars of 1356. I can see how less discerning eyes might have missed it, seeing as the rest of his body is rendered insubstantial by the limits of modern stampery.
The woman I believe to be none other than Edith Baldertwink of Crumpcastletonhamshire, who was driven underground after the Skittleton Scandal, and forced to live a life of plumpness and bakery. She died of advanced twattery in 1582.
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Date: 2005-01-02 06:48 pm (UTC)2)the stamp on the right is lord crumpledong of umeryes. he once ate a tomato the size of your fist without salt, and is renowned for his skill with the oboe on alternate thursdays. the stamp on the left is lady entwhistle, who is dismayed by your lack of prowess at arranging matches. you don't want to know what lives in her hat.
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Date: 2005-01-02 07:55 pm (UTC)The woman I believe to be none other than Edith Baldertwink of Crumpcastletonhamshire, who was driven underground after the Skittleton Scandal, and forced to live a life of plumpness and bakery. She died of advanced twattery in 1582.
And yes, the cards are totally awesome.
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Date: 2005-01-04 04:54 am (UTC)