Memeing like a meme thing...

So it's been, like, a week since I asked thorne_scratch for a Marry, Shag, Cliff prompt, which is like 5 years internet time, so I better get on with it.

Characters Harrison Ford has played: Han Solo, Indiana Jones, and Jack Ryan.

• Marry - Jack Ryan. This is a tough one because his wife gets severly injured in at least one of the books/movies. On the other hand, wiki assures me that by the end of it all Ryan is worth 80 million.


• Shag - Indiana Jones. Do I really need to elaborate on this?


• Cliff - Han Solo. Sorry Han, you scruffy looking nerf herder.

She also gave me muppets, which is just wrong. My choices : The Swedish Chef, Dr. Teeth, and Sam the Eagle.

• Marry - The Swedish Chef. You may not always eat well, but I think the hilarity is worth it. (I would make him cook lobster every night just to watch the lobster banditos show up)


• Shag - Dr. Teeth. "Golden Teeth and Golden Tones, Welcome to my Presence"


• Cliff - Sam the Eagle. Duh.

How to Know When You're too Pedantic

Manager: This isn't hard! It's like a crossword puzzle!
Me (thinking): I dunno, I think crossword puzzles are hard, I can never finish them.
Manager: You find the word, you circle it and move on! It's simple!
Me (thinking): That's not a crossword, that's a word search!!

.....is it time to go home yet?