Oh come on now.

Dear Amazon.com Customer,

As someone who has shown an interest in holiday dinnerware, you might like to know about the following offer:

Amazon, I would like to know WHEN ON EARTH I was ever interested in holiday dinnerware.

I mean really!

Red vs. Blue

Yesterday when I left my company parking lot, I was behind one of my coworkers, the guy that taught my mom and me how to fire a shotgun. He drives a Monster Truck (yes, with the giant tires) and has two McCain/Palin bumper stickers. One of them has a target and says 'McCain hit the Bullseye with Palin.' And then there's, you know, me, right behind him. And as we left the parking lot and pulled out onto the street, he turned right and I turned left and I had to laugh.

I called my mom to tell her the joke to find out that she and my dad just got back from Cabelas where they bought their own Compound Bows. Blue for Dad and Red for Mom. I'm excited for them to have a hobby they can enjoy together. It's kind of funny about their bows, because I'm knitting scarves for them for Christmas (quiet twigcollins, they ASKED for them) and had my mom help pick out the yarns. And so when they go out to shoot targets they'll have their scarves, red and blue, to match their bows.