Memeing like a meme thing...

[kaitou]

So it's been, like, a week since I asked thorne_scratch for a Marry, Shag, Cliff prompt, which is like 5 years internet time, so I better get on with it.

Characters Harrison Ford has played: Han Solo, Indiana Jones, and Jack Ryan.

• Marry - Jack Ryan. This is a tough one because his wife gets severly injured in at least one of the books/movies. On the other hand, wiki assures me that by the end of it all Ryan is worth 80 million.


• Shag - Indiana Jones. Do I really need to elaborate on this?


• Cliff - Han Solo. Sorry Han, you scruffy looking nerf herder.

She also gave me muppets, which is just wrong. My choices : The Swedish Chef, Dr. Teeth, and Sam the Eagle.

• Marry - The Swedish Chef. You may not always eat well, but I think the hilarity is worth it. (I would make him cook lobster every night just to watch the lobster banditos show up)


• Shag - Dr. Teeth. "Golden Teeth and Golden Tones, Welcome to my Presence"


• Cliff - Sam the Eagle. Duh.

Comments

[sheraton.livejournal.com]

Sadly, I would shag Han Solo and cliff Indiana Jones... mostly because when Raiders came out, I quickly did the math and realized the female lead was like 14 when he first shagged her, and my sheltered little Catholic soul was scourged by the thought that this scum was looked at as a hero.

I've mellowed my opine since (after all, he's been more than punished by being in that last film).

Still... cliff cliff cliff!

Also I'm still a drooling Star Wars addict deep inside, somewhere under the scars inflicted by the last/first 3 movies.

[thorne-scratch.livejournal.com]

Cliff Han Solo? I have too much of a soft spot for him. Off the cliff you go, Jack Ryan!

...I very much approve of your muppet choices.

[kaitou1412.livejournal.com]

I was totally ready to cliff Jack Ryan, I mean, for one thing I've never even seen any of those movies (shocking I know) but I'm sorry, EIGHTY MILLION. Bestill my Golddigging heart!

[kaitou1412.livejournal.com]

I never gave much thought to how old Marion would have been. Does it say anywhere in the movie? (I can't quote that one line for line like I can Last Crusade) If it did I'd call Author!Dumb more than Canon. (kind of like all this fic generated by Nu!Trek, but obviously influenced by memories of TOS and forgetting that the movie takes place SIX years before the show did in the timeline.) But maybe my love blinds me.

Indy was my first love, long before Star Wars. I had Young Indy posters on my wall, a calendar...a hat.....

I was going to marry him, shag Solo and cliff Jack. But....80 MILLION. Think how many books I could buy with that!