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The New and Improved Best Spam Ev4r
Mar. 26th, 2005 06:09 pm1st up I have spam from Dignity J. Afterwords. He's a polite kind of guy. Even his spam header is just 'Good Afternoon.'
Chester Loveless sends a spam telling me to buy medicine. He's too smart for his own good, every word in the e-mail is spelled correctly and has perfect grammar. Color me shocked.
In contrast we have Hattie Houser who tells me 'cough syrup somnambulists beyond 5.' Mad as a hatter, or a Hattie, obviously.
And to round off our cast we have Derringer L Kamikazes. He's my favorite. His e-mail title is 'Touche!' and the text says, "You have the advantage of me! :) Wes gesund'
I imagine that Derringer is some kind of super-spy. Dignity is his valet/ninja sidekick. Hattie is a wacky informant who runs a bar and dispenses sage advice. Dignity's nemisis is Chester Loveless, a mad scientist.
I LOVE spam.
Chester Loveless sends a spam telling me to buy medicine. He's too smart for his own good, every word in the e-mail is spelled correctly and has perfect grammar. Color me shocked.
In contrast we have Hattie Houser who tells me 'cough syrup somnambulists beyond 5.' Mad as a hatter, or a Hattie, obviously.
And to round off our cast we have Derringer L Kamikazes. He's my favorite. His e-mail title is 'Touche!' and the text says, "You have the advantage of me! :) Wes gesund'
I imagine that Derringer is some kind of super-spy. Dignity is his valet/ninja sidekick. Hattie is a wacky informant who runs a bar and dispenses sage advice. Dignity's nemisis is Chester Loveless, a mad scientist.
I LOVE spam.
