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kaitou ([personal profile] kaitou) wrote2010-06-04 07:27 am
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I am a lemming

....even though we know lemmings really don't run off cliffs.

Mimicked from [livejournal.com profile] twigcollins and [livejournal.com profile] flidgetjerome because I enjoyed writing those little fic bits instead of my old nano.

Give me a fandom and an AU situation (and a pairing, if you want) and I'll attempt to write a snippet. Fandoms include: Top Gear, Sherlock Holmes, Doctor Who 9,10 & 11, Phoenix Wright, Professor Layton, Merlin, Avatar (either), Iron Man movieverse, tentatively Marvel comics in general, though I'll never feel like I've read enough backstory to get it right, and the old standbys Detective Conan/Kaito Kid-verse and Card Captor Sakura. And if I'm not saying something you really want, ask anyway and we'll see what I can do.

[identity profile] flidgetjerome.livejournal.com 2010-06-04 11:51 am (UTC)(link)
Someone getting dropped into the AU Puzzle-Opera World of Professor Layton, where moral worth is straight-up judged by your ability to solve riddles. Not sure who, The Doctor or Merlin and Arthur or Tony, Rodney and Pepper would all be good choices.

Not Another Goblet (aka Two Sides of the Same Hint Coin)

[identity profile] kaitou1412.livejournal.com 2010-06-05 02:21 pm (UTC)(link)
“Well?”

“Well what?”

Arthur gestured at the pitchers. “Aren’t you going to solve it?”

Merlin blinked back at him. “Why should I be the one to solve it? Why can’t you solve this one?”
“I thought wizards were supposed to be good at riddles.”

“Wizards are good at spells. Does this look like a spell to you?” Merlin frowned at the pitchers. “Honestly, I’m not even sure this is a riddle. It looks more like maths to me.”

Arthur poked the nearest pitcher with his sword, but it didn’t glow, or look magical or anything. It didn’t even look very fancy. It was just a glass tube with ’16 quarts.’’ engraved on it…whatever a ‘quart’ was.

“If you can help me with this problem,” broke in the bartender, “I’ll give you a bouquet of flowers.”
Arthur rolled his eyes, “Yes, that’s exactly what we need.”

“You never know, maybe the flowers are magic.” Merlin assured him.

“Oh fine.”

The two of them studied the pitchers awhile longer. Finally Arthur turned to Merlin. “I think we’re going to need another hint coin.”
Edited 2010-06-05 14:21 (UTC)

Re: Not Another Goblet (aka Two Sides of the Same Hint Coin)

[identity profile] flidgetjerome.livejournal.com 2010-06-05 10:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Two Sides of the Same Hint Coin

The more times I read this, the more times I love this bit. Your title is actually my favourite part of the fic. <3

Re: Not Another Goblet (aka Two Sides of the Same Hint Coin)

[identity profile] kaitou1412.livejournal.com 2010-06-06 12:44 am (UTC)(link)
Yes! Yes exactly. Me too. This is what I meant when I said I was having a hard time picking a title. I love this title almost as much as the subtitle for Just Lay Back and Think of Camelot. "Four Ways Merlin is a Crap Servant and One Way He Isn’t Oh, Who Are We Kidding. Five. Five Ways. (http://lassiterfics.livejournal.com/73673.html)" I so wish I had written that title. Well, and the story that went with it, but mostly the title.

[identity profile] soranokumo.livejournal.com 2010-06-04 03:17 pm (UTC)(link)
It's like I can pick something different from each person each time! >^_^< Awesomesauce.

Hmmmmmmmm...! How about some Merlin love? Arthur/Merlin, as I love how you write the two of them... perhaps THEY get stuck in Steampunk future of Britain, thanks to time-travel hijinx?

As I offered for Flidget and Twig, if there's something you'd like to see me attempt to drabble in return, let me know.

Goody, goody

[identity profile] m-steelgrave.livejournal.com 2010-06-04 03:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Sherlock Holmes learned to be a master of disguise from a traveling theatrical troupe. Either that, or years later some of his thespian friends come to visit. Watson boggles.

What can I say, I rewatched Scaramouche the other day.

Re: Goody, goody

[identity profile] kaitou1412.livejournal.com 2010-06-04 03:53 pm (UTC)(link)
So are you looking for FrenchRevolution!Holmes, or just surroundedByActors!Holmes?

Re: Goody, goody

[identity profile] m-steelgrave.livejournal.com 2010-06-04 04:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Mainly surroundedbyactors!Holmes, but whatever floats your boat. :)

[identity profile] mewsrissicat.livejournal.com 2010-06-05 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
This is a little off the wall, but I think hilarity would ensue if the Top Gear boys tried to put their hands on the Serenity - perhaps to prove they could improvise better than Kaylee?

Lese means Garbage

[identity profile] kaitou1412.livejournal.com 2010-08-21 08:17 pm (UTC)(link)
http://community.livejournal.com/kaitoufic/1624.html
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[personal profile] velithya 2010-06-05 07:22 pm (UTC)(link)
OMG I WANT JAKE AND NEYTIRI PIRATES

[identity profile] kaitou1412.livejournal.com 2010-06-06 12:46 am (UTC)(link)
AHAHA. This is going to take me a bit to wrap my brain around, since the only thing I can think of is "It's the dreaded pirate Blueboob!"
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[personal profile] velithya 2010-06-06 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
but it would be so awesome, he could totally be captured by her pirate ship and set to work and she totally starts to like hiiiiiiiiiiim omg ♥

The First Bit Anyway...

[identity profile] kaitou1412.livejournal.com 2010-06-16 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)
The army had always been home to Jake. He was comfortable with the hard life of camp and the cordite smell in the air after a skirmish. He never regretted that his family couldn’t buy him a commission. He didn’t mind being part of the rank and file, and it was more important that his twin brother Tom get his university education. Tom was the dreamer, Jake was the one with two feet on the ground.

Only one foot now though. A musket ball took his leg and took his life.

Now he stood on the deck of a ship bound for the New World, watching the sailors move about with able bodied ease while he could barely keep his one foot and crutch steady beneath him. It was difficult not to be bitter, and Jake didn’t bother trying very hard.

Tom had a position at a new university in Virginia, and in his letter he’d assured Jake that every man was necessary in the colonies. He said there would be work for Jake as well, if he came.

He couldn’t imagine what, though. Life in the colonies had to be harder than London, and he hadn’t found anyone in London willing to hire a cripple. And he’d be damned if he spent the rest of his days mending fish nets or begging on a corner.

“Ship! Ship!” Up went the call from the crows nest, and everyone on the deck rushed to see the speck on the horizon. Most days at sea were so monotonous that even a ship sighting was something to enter into your diary.

The young tutor, Spellman, joined Jake at the rails as the second ship came closer.

“Oh no!”

“What’s wrong?”

“Look at the flag!”

Jake saw a flag of deep indigo with a white bird and dagger emblazoned on it. “What’s wrong with the flag?”

“Don’t you know anything? That’s the flag of the Pirate Queen, Neytiri!”

“The who?”

And that’s when the first cannon ball slammed into the hull.
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Re: The First Bit Anyway...

[personal profile] velithya 2010-06-17 12:06 am (UTC)(link)
OMG THIS IS AMAZING YESSSSSSSSSSSS